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Commitment is different in males and females. in females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. in males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
-Rita Rudner
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Commitment Is Different In Males And Females.

Rita Rudner
Commitment is different in males and females. in females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. in males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
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