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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
-Eddie Izzard
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Cats Have A Scam Going - You

Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
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