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At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. and what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? they pat you down.
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At The Airport If You Refuse To

Jay Leno
At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. and what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? they pat you down.
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