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Are you there vodka? it's me, chelsea. please get me out of jail and i promise i will never drink again. drink and drive. i will never drink and drive again. i may even start my own group fashioned after madd, mothers against drunk driving, but i'll call it awltdash, alcoholics who like to drink and stay home.
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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea.

Chelsea Handler
Are you there vodka? it's me, chelsea. please get me out of jail and i promise i will never drink again. drink and drive. i will never drink and drive again. i may even start my own group fashioned after madd, mothers against drunk driving, but i'll call it awltdash, alcoholics who like to drink and stay home.
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