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All you crazy white people "i'm american!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on american soil. that's it. that's it! what, you think you're better than somebody from france 'cause you came out of a pussy in detroit?
-Chris Rock
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All You Crazy White People "i'm American!",

Chris Rock
All you crazy white people "i'm american!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on american soil. that's it. that's it! what, you think you're better than somebody from france 'cause you came out of a pussy in detroit?
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